Satisfyer has a deserved reputation in the sex toy world with an impressive range of product.
Today we review one from their Vibes vibrator range, the Satisfyer Vibes Master.
This is a generously sized vibe marketed as an XXL product. (Note this is a Satisfyer sizing, other brands might size it differently but it is certainly designed to ‘fill’ any craving).
Packaging
The Satisfyer Master is presented in a cardboard box with a full image of the toy on the front:
It’s not Apple or other premium tech packaging, but it is high quality and more than gets the message across at a glance.
Package Contents include:
1 x vibrator
1 x magnetic USB charging cable
1 x Instruction pamphlet
1 x Safety leaflet
The rear of the box has a full sized image, and even states “1:1” and states the length as 23.5cm (9.3”).
The sides of the box give the main features of the Satisfyer Vibes Master:
Whisper mode
XXL Size
High Quality, soft full silicone
Rechargeable Li-on battery
Super-strong deep vibrations
Waterproof (IPX7)
Magnetic USB Charging
Easy to clean
12 Programs
Silicone Flex Technology
Silicone / ABS construction
Unboxing
The Satisfyer Vibes Master is sealed in its box with a tamper evident seal.
The box contains the Satisfyer Vibes Master, the USB charging cable a safety information leaflet, and an instruction leaflet.
The instruction leaflet contains instructions of how to charge and clean (and even how to use the Satisfyer Vibes Master)
As per the instructions, and in common with all rechargeable toys, the first thing to do is charge it.
The Satisfyer Vibes Master indicates that it will take approximately 3.5 hours to achieve full charge.
Satisfyer do not provide a wall-charger for the Satisfyer Vibes Master, only a toy-compatible USB cable, so you’ll need to either source a charger, or else plug it in to your PC.
The charger connection to the Satisfyer Vibes Master is magnetic the cable is simply offered up to the two metal studs, and it will snap itself into place (Note: it will only attached one way around, so if you have issues getting it to connect rotate it)
First Thoughts
The Satisfyer Vibes Master is impressive! My initial reaction was, is that going to fit without a little ’training’?
The insertable length is 17cm (6.6”) and with a maximum diameter of 4.7cm (1.9”) it certainly does reach everywhere needed.
It has a solid, but not too heavy feel, and the shaft is firm, but flexible, important in a toy of this size!
Apart from the handle and control section the Satisfyer Vibes Master is made of a smooth, slightly soft silicone.
Controls
The Satisfyer Vibes Master has a simple control system.
It has a power button to turn the vibrator on and off, and two control buttons. The larger one steps up through the speeds and patterns, and the smaller which steps back down.
The two button control process is a godsend after the clumsy single button systems from some manufacturers that require you to step through every possible combination to achieve the desired speed or strength of vibration.
There are 6 different speeds and 6 different patterns which cover every combination I can think of.
How It Feels
Amazing! It has a nice soft, warm feel, so no need to warm it up first. Though I felt myself stretching inside as I inserted it, with my favorite water-based lube I found myself holding it back a little to enjoy the sensation as I slowly let it inside. With the Satisfyer Vibes Master deep inside to my cervix, the sensation was of this enormous toy filling and the sensations radiating throughout my body.
The gentle curve of the Satisfyer Vibes Master seems to naturally follow the body, so it’s comfortable to insert and angles the controls and handle towards you slightly, making it easyto hold and operate.
The vibrations do spread throughout the shaft ensuring the sensation reaches everywhere inside.
The loop handle on the Satisfyer Vibes Master makes it easy to insert and control angle and depth inside with only a finger or two.
The range of speed and strength of vibration should satisfy every preference. I’m not a fan of very fast or vigorous vibration and prefer to keep it on one of the lower settings, but if you are a fan of ‘deep and vigorous’, there is a mode for you.
One I started playing with myself, my biggest problem was stopping the play from time to time to keep myself from coming too quickly. When I did, the orgasm was deep and amazing in strength. My partner on camera gave a ‘wow’ as he watched my orgasm that will need to be edited from the audio for the video.
Cleaning
The Satisfyer Vibes Master is 100% waterproof, and made of body-safe silicone. It is smooth with no ridges, grooves, nooks or crannies to collect ‘gunk’ – it is super simple to clean with warm water and an antibacterial cleaner, either toy wipes or liquid.
Summary
The Satisfyer Vibes Master is a beautiful, well made, larger than average vibrator with all the right functions and an easy control handle.
One note: On more intense vibrations, over a moderate period, I did find my hand going numb, which was a little off-putting. Once I adjusted my grip, all was okay.
The vibrations cover a full range from gentle to vigorous, catering for pretty well every taste.
It is my new FAVOURITE TOY! 9.99/10 (tiny mark down for numb hand!)